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What are the haps my friends


May 18th, 2011: I got a lot of emails letting me know that the Machine of Death has happened in real life kinda sorta. To that I can only say: NEAT (and also the things I said in that post I just linked to).

ALSO: I made a new shirt!

It MAY be the last shirt you ever need, on account of how it is awesome. "It attracts the ladies when I walk into a room", I hear you saying, "which is awesome, but what ELSE does it do?" Oh I don't know it's just a shirt you need to lower your expectations and remember that you can only ask for so much from a single garmen- JUST KIDDING THE TEXT GLOWS IN THE DARK


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: anyone who's immortal and reading my comic is just rolling their eyes saying "yes, yes, get on with it, this is not relevant to my interests at ALL"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out