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June 20th, 2011: Calgary Comic Convention this weekend was awesome. I met tons of great people, we ran a Machine of Death pictionary game, and I signed a face! Thank you to everybody who came out!

I didn't get to see The Guild, but we passed notes between our tables through volunteers, which was fun. I ALSO didn't get to see Two-Takes Frakes but I was in the same room as him, and I can only assume he's writing the same post about ME in his diary somewhere. We're cool!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: when confronted with poison, don't swallow it! rather, distract your would-be poisoners with a masterful display of tooth rubbology

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out