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June 20th, 2011: Calgary Comic Convention this weekend was awesome. I met tons of great people, we ran a Machine of Death pictionary game, and I signed a face! Thank you to everybody who came out!

I didn't get to see The Guild, but we passed notes between our tables through volunteers, which was fun. I ALSO didn't get to see Two-Takes Frakes but I was in the same room as him, and I can only assume he's writing the same post about ME in his diary somewhere. We're cool!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: when confronted with poison, don't swallow it! rather, distract your would-be poisoners with a masterful display of tooth rubbology

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out