What are the haps my friends

June 21st, 2011: This is the part where Lisa plays the saxophone.

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One year ago today: i should put the question of whether extremely beautiful people have problems to you, my readers, BECAUSE EACH OF YOU IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE LAST, when properly arranged in order of increasing beautifulness

– Ryan

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