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August 17th, 2011: Check out this awesome Machine of Death short film! It's really good and I'M IN IT (at least a character with my name and death prediction is, but that is CLOSE ENOUGH) and I think you'll like it! Speaking of Machine of Death, right now Matt and David and I are reading the almost 2000 (!) submissions we got for Machine of Death 2.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: in my day, i confess, i have stepped on a bunch of stuff

– Ryan

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