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September 1st, 2011: Unrelated to all of this: did you know that Mozart wrote a song called "Lick me in the ass," K. 231 (K6 382c), for six voices? He followed that up with "Lick me in the ass right well and clean," K. 233 (K6 382d). All this and more is available on the Wikipedia page called Mozart and scatology, a page I truly wish I'd seen when I was dating a musician.

Wikipedia also notes that "The scatological letters and compositions, encountered by modern people, have produced bafflement [and] concern". Mozart how did you get to be so awesome?

IN OTHER NEWS:

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My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: If not that many guests show up, it MAY end up just being a fourgy.

– Ryan

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