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August 31st, 2011: So after the wedding I borrowed David Malki's iPad to do some important and serious research. Today on Twitter he posts Hmm it seems SOMEONE added articles to my Instapaper when they borrowed my iPad (picture included) and then WHO IN THE WORLD COULD IT HAVE BEEN (again, with picture). If only I could've avoided leaving my calling card (links to myself) then he could've learnt about fat horses without knowing who gave him this great gift!!

PS: I would like to point out that in those pictures David has ALREADY visited "fat_horse2.jpg", "Fat_Muscle_Horse_by_Big_Wolf.jpg" and "Mixed chubbies at Fat-Animals.com"; take from that what you will

IN OTHER NEWS:

Holy crap I think I made the best poster:



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December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
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December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: the sinister forces that control the world are actually just one super needy guy

– Ryan

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