← September 14th, 2011 →
You wake up in a world where every vehicle can be hotwired easily, nobody locks their doors, and you know how to drive standard. Press X to steal a car; press Y to gather up the few toys you've made each evening after work that you're proudest of, put on your best suit, and visit the bank to plead for a starter loan.
The haps: IN AWESOME NEWS: I GOT A DOG, HIS NAME IS NOAM CHOMPSKY:
THIS CONCLUDES: DOG UPDATES