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October 26th, 2011: OH MAN one day I had an amazing idea and then today it totally happened: The Very Finest Words From Dinosaur Comics! :o

This is not just a kit that allows you to create great poetry using magnets: this is a fully-functional Dinosaur Comics language, designed by me using Actual Linguist Skills, over the course of several days. The most awesome words in the comic are here, as are the most interesting ones, the most frequently-used ones AND all the other language bits you need to express even the most sublime of sentiments. I even broke magnetic-word ground by adding in punctuation, prefixes, and suffixes, so if you wanted to create the word "batmanology", you can do this with these magnetic words!

No other product in the history of time can make that claim.

I'm not even joking.

Friendtime pals Joey and Emily went magnet crazy too! Did you know: WE EMBRACE THE INSANITY

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: anyone who can show their 100% authentic birth certificate authenticating their name as "Cheeseburger" can stay the heck away from me

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out