December 7th, 2011: What are you doing December 19th? Because worldwide it's Feel Free To Talk To Me If I'm Wearing A Dinosaur Comics Shirt Day! and in Toronto it's my book release and holiday party! GOOD TIMES; LET'S ALL GO

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: every time i mention that the dinosaurs are naked i think, "aha! that's why qwantz.com is classified as 'adult content' by the internet filters i hear about. it's just too damn erotic!!"

– Ryan