December 7th, 2011: What are you doing December 19th? Because worldwide it's Feel Free To Talk To Me If I'm Wearing A Dinosaur Comics Shirt Day! and in Toronto it's my book release and holiday party! GOOD TIMES; LET'S ALL GO

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: every time i mention that the dinosaurs are naked i think, "aha! that's why qwantz.com is classified as 'adult content' by the internet filters i hear about. it's just too damn erotic!!"

– Ryan