December 7th, 2011: What are you doing December 19th? Because worldwide it's Feel Free To Talk To Me If I'm Wearing A Dinosaur Comics Shirt Day! and in Toronto it's my book release and holiday party! GOOD TIMES; LET'S ALL GO

I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: every time i mention that the dinosaurs are naked i think, "aha! that's why qwantz.com is classified as 'adult content' by the internet filters i hear about. it's just too damn erotic!!"

– Ryan