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July 5th, 2012: Guys I'm still way into this pillow I caused to come into reality!!

Double-sided beautifully-rendered pillows with "Frig" on one side and "Aw geez" on the other, in gorgeous white calligraphy on navy? YES PLEASE. YES THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I AM REALLY GLAD I INVENTED. YES THERE ARE ONLY A FEW THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE THAT YOU DEFINITELY NEED AND I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS ONE OF THEM


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: utahraptor it's only mammals that have *hairy* facial skin flaps, getcho facts straight before you get me a lot of emails

– Ryan

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