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What are the haps my friends


August 1st, 2012: I was going to make a joke about how if a Wikipedia page called "Boats in Pokémon" existed then the world would end, but then I found "Bulbapedia, The Pokémon Encyclopedia" that has a "Transporation in the Pokémon world" article featuring all convayances, including boats! So now I think my comic is 100% TRUE FACTS, thanks for writing that article for me so quickly everyone!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: if you are the same way as t-rex, good news! you'll forget all about hot water heaters again by the time you finish this sentence - hey, let's all imagine some interesting members of the attractive sex naked! what.. what do you suppose they look like?

– Ryan

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