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What are the haps my friends


July 31st, 2012: Daaaang if you had something you wanted to do in July now is the time! There's mere HOURS remaining in July, everyone! Wait a second, July is like - summer central! WHY HAVEN'T WE PARTIED ON THE BEACH YET

WE NEED TO PARTY ON THE BEACH, STAT


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: if you are the same way as t-rex, good news! you'll forget all about hot water heaters again by the time you finish this sentence - hey, let's all imagine some interesting members of the attractive sex naked! what.. what do you suppose they look like?

– Ryan

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