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Inside the box are grey cubes. "Put Them In Your Mouth And Swallow", the instructions say. I do it. Thirty seconds later, I'm outside running around and having fun while the rest of you chumps are still just sitting down and putting the dressing on your salads!!
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–You go on to decide I'M doing a friggin' excellent job narrating!
The haps:

If you have purchased any awesome Dinosaur Comics shirts - perhaps... THIS VERY ONE?? - then you should take a sweet picture of yourself in it and send it in to TopatoCo! They'll share it with the internet AND MORE IMPORTANTLY also give you $10 off your next order! THAT'S LIKE A FREE HALF A SHIRT! :0!

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