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August 27th, 2012: You know what's back in stock??

BAM

THIS SHIRT WANTS TO LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE

AND COVER YOUR SWEET BOD


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: on the plus side, you could spend eternity playing video games and not be accused of wasting your time because HELLO, you can't waste an infinitely renewable resource (here assuming the sun won't go out and someone's working on reversing entropy)

– Ryan

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