What are the haps my friends

August 28th, 2012: Jenn and I are teaching our dog Noam Chompsky to go to each other ("Go see Jenn!" / "Go see Ryan!") which is a great trick because the other person has to supply the treat! It is the dog equivalent of a parent's "Go ask your mother" or "Go ask your father" and now I TOTALLY SEE why they did that. :0

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One year ago today: on the plus side, you could spend eternity playing video games and not be accused of wasting your time because HELLO, you can't waste an infinitely renewable resource (here assuming the sun won't go out and someone's working on reversing entropy)

– Ryan

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