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What are the haps my friends


August 29th, 2012: Sometimes I don't know what to write here so here is a poem:

once there was a tree
that meant not much to me
i guess i liked its type of leaf
and that's my opinion of this tree, in brief


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One year ago today: originally t-rex was going to say "horror only induces a physical response if you're WIMPY and get SCARED BY WORDS" but man, words are the scariest thing

– Ryan

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