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September 4th, 2012: So it appears there were very few SWEET ROMANTIC HOOKUPS during this year's FEEL FREE TO TALK TO ME IF I'M WEARING A DINOSAUR COMICS SHIRT DAY (the event has the title in all caps, what can I say) but that's still pretty good because few is better than none, right?

Few is better than none.


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One year ago today: technically everything DOES blast away from the sun. thanks inverse-square law! you made writing technically-specific language easy!

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out