NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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What are the haps my friends


September 17th, 2012: Here is another poem for you guys!!

A dog means that you pick up poop
There are these signs to stoop and scoop
Now I touch poop three times a day
Life just kinda turned out this way

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: the title text is lying, ghost teddy roosevelt actually cocked TWO shotguns at once, one in each hand

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out