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September 17th, 2012: Here is another poem for you guys!!

A dog means that you pick up poop
There are these signs to stoop and scoop
Now I touch poop three times a day
Life just kinda turned out this way


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One year ago today: the title text is lying, ghost teddy roosevelt actually cocked TWO shotguns at once, one in each hand

– Ryan

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