September 17th, 2012: Here is another poem for you guys!!
A dog means that you pick up poop My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!! – Ryan
There are these signs to stoop and scoop
Now I touch poop three times a day
Life just kinda turned out this way
A dog means that you pick up poop