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September 17th, 2012: Here is another poem for you guys!!

A dog means that you pick up poop
There are these signs to stoop and scoop
Now I touch poop three times a day
Life just kinda turned out this way


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: the title text is lying, ghost teddy roosevelt actually cocked TWO shotguns at once, one in each hand

– Ryan

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