October 3rd, 2012
alternate ending: On our boat, the sails and sailors alike are... /square/. alternate ending: On our boat, the sails and sailors alike are... /imported from Germany/. alternate ending: On our boat, the sails and sailors alike are... /hung from the mast, bleaching slowly in the scorching sun/.
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The haps: I am out of poems, so here is a rap. I wrote it so when the first computer comes alive it'll have something to rap about! Okay here we go:

You humans can feel a lot of feels,
And you can eat a lot of meals,
That sounds like a lot of work
Geez

(This is where the computer makes eye contact with an audience member, drops the mic, and walks off stage)

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