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February 20th, 2013: A poem!

The world is teeming with strangers
Which may be quite distressing
But only a tiny percentage of them will ever be your friend
This poem is depressing


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One year ago today: the first cat was not named "carty mccat", the first cat was actually named "protocat pat, the earth's first cat" and in a just world, you could read comics about him

– Ryan

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