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What are the haps my friends


March 27th, 2013: Over the weekend a Utahraptor statue was stolen in Australia. A bunch of VERY SUSPICIOUS PEOPLE emailed me but hah hah what POSSIBLE USE could I have for an amazing life-sized Utahraptor statue? Anyway it was recovered yesterday from someone who I definitely do not know and who is in no way taking the fall for me, hah hah, what a ridiculous unfounded allegation.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: last panel reveals t-rex's / my secret motivation for EVERYTHING

– Ryan

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