What are the haps my friends

April 10th, 2013: A poem! I wrote it just now, all by myself!

Dogs are great
Some dogs are rude
If you like dogs
That's cool, dude

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One year ago today: technically one would need to shove a record recorder into a movie camera, but STILL.

– Ryan

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