What are the haps my friends

April 11th, 2013: GUYS did you know I will sell you the last apron you'll ever need?

That last photo is of Emily and both she AND the apron are awesome! Anyway, I'm PRETTY SURE that's the last apron you'll ever need. In closing, here is a poem!

Cats are fun to own I suppose
Maybe you can dress them in clothes
Okay so some cats are cool
But every dog TOTALLY RULES

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One year ago today: "but james, you're a midshipman first class!" / "you're first class too, my dear, in the field of... 'sexual partners'?" / "oh james"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out