May 1st, 2013 
based on the movie "teen wolf" which i am reliably informed was marketed as a direct sequel to "back to the future" overseas because they starred the same guy and hah hah hah WHY NOT


Maaan!


The haps: Did you know there are Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies? There ARE! And you should get some because these bad boys are of an edition that is LIMITED.

FORTUNES INCLUDE:

  • THAT WASN'T SALT
  • SOMEONE AT THIS TABLE IS AN IMPOSTOR
  • THE PLATES ARE EDIBLE TOO. TRUST ME. JUST - JUST EAT YOUR PLATE. DO IT RIGHT NOW
  • I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE
and more! Basically say goodbye to all those sucky fortunes that have been holding your life back and say hello to Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies because they are BETTER.

– Ryan

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