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May 2nd, 2013: Did you know there are Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies? There ARE! And you should get some because these bad boys are of an edition that is LIMITED. So limited that they GO AWAY FOREVER on Friday!

FORTUNES INCLUDE:

  • THAT WASN'T SALT
  • SOMEONE AT THIS TABLE IS AN IMPOSTOR
  • THE PLATES ARE EDIBLE TOO. TRUST ME. JUST - JUST EAT YOUR PLATE. DO IT RIGHT NOW
  • I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE
and more! Basically say goodbye to all those sucky fortunes that have been holding your life back and say hello to Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies because they are BETTER.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: yesterday many people emailed me to tell me that "lasers" stood for "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation" and so the word "lazer" didn't make sense, but it's like they've never even heard of "Light Amplification by Zeta-wave Emission Recovery"

– Ryan

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