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May 1st, 2013: Did you know there are Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies? There ARE! And you should get some because these bad boys are of an edition that is LIMITED.

FORTUNES INCLUDE:

  • THAT WASN'T SALT
  • SOMEONE AT THIS TABLE IS AN IMPOSTOR
  • THE PLATES ARE EDIBLE TOO. TRUST ME. JUST - JUST EAT YOUR PLATE. DO IT RIGHT NOW
  • I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE
and more! Basically say goodbye to all those sucky fortunes that have been holding your life back and say hello to Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies because they are BETTER.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i'm going to prescribe you some tiger chomps, but be careful: an overdose can be... LETHAL

– Ryan

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