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July 9th, 2013: Yesterday I talked about This Is How You Die, focusing on the AWESOME STORIES and our CRAZY STUNT to get the book on the New York Times bestseller list! Yesterday went SUPER WELL and we are on our way.

Today there is a trailer for the book up on Funny or Die! It's actually a series of short films and you should TOTES CHECK IT OUT. And then when you're done maybe check out our sequel to Amazon's #1 bestselling book in 2010 (for a day)?

ANOTHER FUN FACT: Amazon has "This Is How You Die" on sale for $12.70 ($12.70!) and the original Machine of Death for $12.32 and the total for both is... $25.02, which is the price at which you get free shipping! DANG, YO. YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY BUY THIS BOOK, I'M PRETTY SURE.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: i'd definitely be WAY more into my dog if he was called "noam chompsky". what? he is? AWW, COME'ERE YOU

– Ryan

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