July 29th, 2013: Tonight! CHOOSE YOUR OWN BOOK LAUNCH, featuring This Is How You Die and To Be or Not To Be and me and David Malki! Fun! DEATH PREDICTIONS. SHAKESPEARE RAP BATTLES. You can read more about it, and RSVP, here! It's at 7pm at the Beguiling. You should come! One year ago today: are you there, princess? it's-a me, mario – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: are you there, princess? it's-a me, mario