July 29th, 2013: Tonight! CHOOSE YOUR OWN BOOK LAUNCH, featuring This Is How You Die and To Be or Not To Be and me and David Malki! Fun! DEATH PREDICTIONS. SHAKESPEARE RAP BATTLES. You can read more about it, and RSVP, here! It's at 7pm at the Beguiling. You should come!

I'm writing a book and there's only a few days left to get it! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: are you there, princess? it's-a me, mario

– Ryan