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July 29th, 2013: Tonight! CHOOSE YOUR OWN BOOK LAUNCH, featuring This Is How You Die and To Be or Not To Be and me and David Malki! Fun! DEATH PREDICTIONS. SHAKESPEARE RAP BATTLES. You can read more about it, and RSVP, here! It's at 7pm at the Beguiling. You should come!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: are you there, princess? it's-a me, mario

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out