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August 20th, 2013: Sam Logan is living in my house for a week! If you have any ideas for hilarious pranks I can play on Sam please let me know, I feel like this is a prime opportunity to become a better and closer friend with him through hilarious sabotage.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: SPOILER ALERT: the green you see is what i could describe as more of an emeraldy honeydew with elements of teal and shamrock

– Ryan

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