NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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August 21st, 2013: Thanks to Jenn and Emily for talking up tattoo ideas with me! The best idea we came up with was a butt tattoo that says "What are you doing tonight?" because that way if you have a nice butt you can pick up people by just tugging down the back of your pants and you don't even have to say anything! EXCELLENT WORK, LADIES

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

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– Ryan

big ups and shouts out