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August 21st, 2013: Thanks to Jenn and Emily for talking up tattoo ideas with me! The best idea we came up with was a butt tattoo that says "What are you doing tonight?" because that way if you have a nice butt you can pick up people by just tugging down the back of your pants and you don't even have to say anything! EXCELLENT WORK, LADIES


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– Ryan

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