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October 14th, 2013: I am still in NYC and so far in NYC I have eaten eight NO WAIT NINE distinct kinds of sausages in a single sitting. New York City! It's pretty great!


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One year ago today: YOU'RE CALLING ME OUT, THE MAN WHO BROUGHT THEM ARTICLE DECLENSIONS TO ENGLISH??

– Ryan

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