What are the haps my friends

October 15th, 2013: I didn't eat a lot of discrete sausages in New York today but I did eat pizza and pasta (not at the same time though) (need to save something for next trip, you know?)

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One year ago today: adults saying "little ones", has this ever not been creepy, the answer: no

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out