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November 14th, 2013: There are two new shirts out today! The first is a classy polo that a classy person can wear!

the second is a classy shirt that a classy person can wear too! Oh my gosh are all my readers classy? IT SEEMS LIKELY.

All this (AND MORE??) can be found at THE COOL FUN PIZZA ZONE which is what I just named my internet shoppe.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: Angola, perhaps there's been some confusion. I'm afraid my name's "Lady I. Amasexhaver", not "Lady I. Amapremaritalsexhaver"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out