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November 14th, 2012: A new thing in the store that is a thing you can buy is this shirt, which reads "SO IS THIS A DATE OR WHAT" and is inspired by this comic! Just wear this t-shirt under a nice button-down shirt on a date, and during the date, gradually unbutton the shirt. You will get RESULTS.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: don't be barefoot steppin'

– Ryan

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