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December 10th, 2013: Today's comic was written on one of my whiteboards at Webcomics Rampage! WHICH WAS A LOT OF FUN, INCIDENTALLY. The show, not writing on the whiteboard! Though that too was fun! Anyway it was ALL a great time!

Hey did you see the AV Club released their list of the best books of 2013? This Is How You Die is on it! This all-new sequel to Machine of Death came out this year and I think you will probably enjoy reading it is the thing??

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: the movie version should be called "Case #1023 Is Coming To Town" and ends with Rudolph putting on the Old Silk Hat, his organic-matter-destroying radiation becoming a separate entity, and then Case #1023 it forced to -- but I don't want to spoil it!

– Ryan

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