NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

May 6th, 2014: Over the weekend I bet on a horse I named (Pony) "Danza" and he did NOT win against the other galloping steeds. But he came in third so he's still a pretty good horse, even if he cost me $2. Pony Danza I just hope that one day, instead of running away from things... you find something to run towards.


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: the telltale heart by edgar allan poe, noted scientist

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out