What are the haps my friends

May 7th, 2014: Every prank hoverboard video is time wasted that could be spent on real hoverboards, and I don't care WHO knows it!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: this comic is being exclusively read by people in the future! how's it going? cool, cool. i can't actually hear what you're saying.

– Ryan

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