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June 17th, 2014: Thanks to Kimmy for letting me know about Frigyes! The only thing that would make this better is if he had a pet frog named "Frogyes". AND WHO IS TO SAY HE DIDN'T??


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: hello future readers! you may know me as a combination skeleton/ghost, but when i wrote these words, my skeleton was hidden under a layer of HANDSOME MEAT. wait, where are you going

– Ryan

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