What are the haps my friends

June 17th, 2014: Thanks to Kimmy for letting me know about Frigyes! The only thing that would make this better is if he had a pet frog named "Frogyes". AND WHO IS TO SAY HE DIDN'T??

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: hello future readers! you may know me as a combination skeleton/ghost, but when i wrote these words, my skeleton was hidden under a layer of HANDSOME MEAT. wait, where are you going

– Ryan

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