June 17th, 2014: Thanks to Kimmy for letting me know about Frigyes! The only thing that would make this better is if he had a pet frog named "Frogyes". AND WHO IS TO SAY HE DIDN'T??

One year ago today: hello future readers! you may know me as a combination skeleton/ghost, but when i wrote these words, my skeleton was hidden under a layer of HANDSOME MEAT. wait, where are you going

– Ryan