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June 23rd, 2014: I spend a lot of time thinking about ghosts. It's probably more than the average person spends thinking about ghosts. It's probably more than the average ghost spends thinking about ghosts, actually.


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One year ago today: Wow Looks Like Someone Encased A Tiny Alive Person Entirely In Eggshell And Then Sat On That Person Until They Escaped: Parenthood For Dinosaurs 202

– Ryan

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