T-Rex: Once upon a time there was a tiny ghost: he'd been a full-sized dude when he was alive but when he came back as a ghost, he got all tiny!!
T-Rex: "The afterlife is not what I was hoping for," Tiny Ghost sighed!
T-Rex: He tried haunting people but nobody noticed him. So he tried haunting ants, but ants couldn't really understand what they were seeing and either ignored him or tried to eat him. Tiny Ghost threw down his tiny hat and stomped on it.
T-Rex: "It's hard being a Tiny Ghost," said a frustrated Tiny Ghost in his adorable squeaky voice!
Utahraptor: Aww, Tiny Ghost!!
T-Rex: I know! I love him.
T-Rex: But then Tiny Ghost met another Tiny Ghost, and pretty soon they were producing all sorts of EXTRA-tiny ghost babies!
Utahraptor: Wait. WAIT. Ghosts can have sex?
T-Rex: Duh. You're constantly surrounded by AND UNWITTINGLY PARTICIPATING IN ghost orgies, dude!
T-Rex: Great-great-great-great-great grandparents getting MAD frisky! Not like there's anything else to do, right??
T-Rex: And that's how come I don't run around with my mouth open anymore, THE END.
