July 1st, 2014: Behold, a comic that uses "race" as in "running quickly" and as in "concept of genetic identity" in the same strip! AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT UNTIL AFTER I'D WRITTEN IT EITHER!! All I can say is WOW um I guess I like to use the same word over and over. Thanks, homographic homophonic homonyms!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

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One year ago today: the vampire was within us all along

– Ryan