July 1st, 2014: Behold, a comic that uses "race" as in "running quickly" and as in "concept of genetic identity" in the same strip! AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT UNTIL AFTER I'D WRITTEN IT EITHER!! All I can say is WOW um I guess I like to use the same word over and over. Thanks, homographic homophonic homonyms!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the vampire was within us all along

– Ryan