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What are the haps my friends


July 10th, 2014: I am excited for this to be a thing in my own life!! I have been training for decades.


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...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: leonardo da vinci! wolfgang amadeus mozart! william shakespeare! these are all people who managed to do cool things before either something around them killed them or their own body did it to them first!

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out