July 9th, 2014: If you're not starting every answer with "First off: how much do you know about sperm?" then all I can say is, wow, you're probably getting asked more questions than me, huh?? – Ryan
December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET
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