What are the haps my friends

July 15th, 2014: If you're wondering how this is going, over the weekend I made her some cheese-wrapped prosciutto on bread, so I guess you could say it's going pretty well.

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i like my books of erotic fiction like i like my women: dog-eared and well-thumbed

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out