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September 1st, 2014: There is a band called DAMSEL TRASH and they made a song called "Feelings R Boring" which you can listen to right here! It's PRETTY GREAT, and you probably recognize it from this comic / this shirt / this book. I also liked More Drunk, Less Pregnant. Check 'em out!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: wait hold on i notice this film seems to end very soon, WTF WTF OMG WTF

– Ryan

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