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August 29th, 2013: If you're in Toronto I recommend going to go see Shakespeare In The Ruff! I saw their Richard III last night and it was basically the best - I've never seen Richard be so funny before (here's a Star review!). And you can bring a picnic blanket to sit on and a picnic to eat during the show and that is DELIGHTFUL. If you're in Toronto, check it out!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: haha imagine if fedex were, like, a real company instead of a thing i just invented for the purposes of comic jokes

– Ryan

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