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What are the haps my friends


September 15th, 2014: Let's say Jay and Kay are... cross-temporal siblings? Yeah, that actually sounds really great!


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One year ago today: this card is kinda mean, but then i imagined someone saying the moon landings were faked, and i was like, no IT HAS TO BE MEANER

– Ryan

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