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What are the haps my friends


November 4th, 2014: T-Rex's line used to be "so that's why penguins don't live in Australia", but TURNS OUT THEY DO, so I changed the comic. If it turns out there's moon penguins, my excitement for MOON PENGUINS will easily balance out my annoyance at having to update the comic again!

Here is a poem I wrote to thank you for reading down here!

Sometimes it's cold outside
But sometimes it's too hot
Sometimes I wear a jacket
But sometimes -- SOMETIMES -- not

Right off the top of my head! Can you believe it? Anyway it's a poem you can recite to yourself during that awkward fall/winter transition time. Enjoy!!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: Maaaaaaaaaaan dad always whispered that I'd be haunted forever if I don't learn from spices

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out