What are the haps my friends

November 5th, 2014: Here is a sequel poem I wrote to thank you for reading down here!

Sometimes it's hot outside
But sometimes it's too cold
Sometimes I wear a jacket
But sometimes -- SOMETIMES -- I don't

It's not QUITE as good as the other one and the "abcd" rhyming scheme has never been what I'd call super popular. I'll workshop it!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: who has the biggest muscles? sorry dude, gotta give it to the sauropods.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out