What are the haps my friends

November 5th, 2014: Here is a sequel poem I wrote to thank you for reading down here!

Sometimes it's hot outside
But sometimes it's too cold
Sometimes I wear a jacket
But sometimes -- SOMETIMES -- I don't

It's not QUITE as good as the other one and the "abcd" rhyming scheme has never been what I'd call super popular. I'll workshop it!

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One year ago today: who has the biggest muscles? sorry dude, gotta give it to the sauropods.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out